The dream romantic break

Just spent several hundred pounds taking the girl of my dreams on a romantic break.

Major bonus points were won when she discovered I’d booked the hotel’s bridal suite.

All of which were sadly lost when she found a pretty little flower growing out of the mould in the bathroom ceiling, huge stains on the canopy of the four poster bed, and a small dish of Branstone pickle was served with the afternoon tea and scones.

Thanks Swallow Hotels.

3 thoughts on “The dream romantic break”

  1. I wouldn’t have been too surprised at stains on the bedding itself – but two foot wide stains on the canopy, a good four feet above the matress did bruise my fragile male ego just a bit.

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